Two and a Half Men

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   1

   Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

   2007-09-24 · 20m

   Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

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   2

   Media Room Slash Dungeon

   2007-10-01 · 22m

   Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

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   3

   Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

   2007-10-08 · 21m

   Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

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   4

   City of Great Racks

   2007-10-15 · 22m

   Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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   5

   Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

   2007-10-22 · 22m

   Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

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   Help Daddy Find His Toenail

   2007-10-29 · 21m

   Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

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   The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

   2007-11-05 · 20m

   After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

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   Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

   2007-11-12 · 20m

   Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

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   Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

   2007-11-19 · 20m

   Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

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    Kinda Like Necrophilia

    2007-11-26 · 22m

    Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

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    Meander to Your Dander

    2008-03-17 · 22m

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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    12

    A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    2008-03-24 · 22m

    Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

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    13

    The Soil Is Moist

    2008-03-31 · 20m

    Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

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    Winky-Dink Time

    2008-04-14 · 22m

    Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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    15

    Rough Night in Hump Junction

    2008-04-21 · 21m

    Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

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    Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty

    2008-04-28 · 22m

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

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    17

    Fish in a Drawer

    2008-05-05 · 21m

    CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

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    18

    If My Hole Could Talk

    2008-05-12 · 21m

    Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

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    Waiting for the Right Snapper

    2008-05-19 · 22m

    When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta