Two and a Half Men

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   I Changed My Mind About the Milk

   2012-09-27 · 21m

   Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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   A Big Bag of Dog

   2012-10-04 · 20m

   Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

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   Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

   2012-10-11 · 21m

   Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

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   You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

   2012-10-18 · 21m

   Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

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   That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

   2012-10-25 · 20m

   Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

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   Ferrets, Attack!

   2012-11-01 · 20m

   Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

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   Avoid the Chinese Mustard

   2012-11-08 · 21m

   When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

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   Something My Gynecologist Said

   2012-11-15 · 21m

   Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

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   I Scream When I Pee

   2012-11-29 · 20m

   Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

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    One Nut Johnson

    2012-12-06 · 21m

    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

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    Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    2012-12-13 · 22m

    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

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    Welcome to Alancrest

    2013-01-03 · 22m

    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

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    Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    2013-01-10 · 21m

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

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    Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    2013-01-31 · 21m

    Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

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    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    2013-02-07 · 21m

    When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

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    Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    2013-02-14 · 21m

    Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

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    Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    2013-02-21 · 21m

    When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

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    The 9:04 from Pemberton

    2013-03-07 · 21m

    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

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    Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

    2013-03-14 · 21m

    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

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    Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    2013-04-04 · 21m

    Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

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    Another Night with Neil Diamond

    2013-04-25 · 21m

    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

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    My Bodacious Vidalia

    2013-05-02 · 21m

    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

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    Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    2013-05-09 · 22m

    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta