3rd Rock from the Sun

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   Brains and Eggs

   1996-01-09 · 22m

   The leader of an alien recon party on Earth discovers he has "feelings" for a professor.

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   Post-Nasal Dick

   1996-01-16 · 22m

   When Tommy catches a bug, the crew gets its first taste of human illness.

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   Dick's First Birthday

   1996-01-23 · 22m

   Dick is introduced to the concept of birthdays--and it dawns on him that he's getting old.

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   Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus

   1996-01-30 · 22m

   Dick assigns Sally to go on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.

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   Dick, Smoker

   1996-02-06 · 22m

   While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.

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   Green-Eyed Dick

   1996-02-13 · 18m

   Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her. Harry adopts a stray dog.

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   Lonely Dick

   1996-02-20 · 22m

   Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation. Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.

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   Body & Soul & Dick

   1996-02-27 · 22m

   When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a “forthright and honest” eulogy about the universally despised academic. Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an “easy” cheerleader.

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   Ab-Dick-ted

   1996-03-05 · 22m

   Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.

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    Truth or Dick

    1996-03-12 · 22m

    Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting. Sally and Harry apply for driver's licenses.

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    The Art of Dick

    1996-03-19 · 22m

    While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry's good; Dick isn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.

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    Frozen Dick

    1996-03-26 · 22m

    A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.

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    Angry Dick

    1996-04-02 · 22m

    The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.

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    The Dicks They Are A-Changin'

    1996-04-09 · 22m

    When Dick's evasive about his past, Dr. Albright suspects he's a '60s radical fugitive. Harry joins a CD-of-the-month club, and is swamped with CDs.

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    I Enjoy Being a Dick

    1996-04-21 · 22m

    Flummoxed by feminism, Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group. Harry and Sally get jobs at a pancake restaurant.

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    Dick Like Me

    1996-04-23 · 22m

    Dick decides that the Solomons don't “fit in” on Earth, so he shops for an ethnic group to join. Meanwhile, Sally wants to fit in with Tommy's handsome teacher.

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    Assault with a Deadly Dick

    1996-04-30 · 22m

    The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime (“This planet is in a bad neighborhood,” sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.

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    Father Knows Dick

    1996-05-07 · 22m

    Dick decides the reason Harry is “odd” is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.

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    Selfish Dick

    1996-05-14 · 22m

    Albright gets a new office, much to Dick's chagrin. Sally lands in the hospital---where she, Harry and Tommy pretend to be “ER” doctors.

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    See Dick Run (1)

    1996-05-21 · 22m

    Dr. Albright finally agrees to date Dick and Harry receives an ominous message from the home planet.

Cast

John Lithgow

Dick Solomon

Kristen Johnston

Sally Solomon

Jane Curtin

Mary Albright

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Tommy Solomon

French Stewart

Harry Solomon

Simbi Khali

Nina Campbell

Wayne Knight

Don Orville

Elmarie Wendel

Mrs. Dubcek